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Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone
Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me
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i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned
the lottery by shirley jackson
hold on i have to read something real quick
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH
My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.
Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think "Newt & Marmalade" sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.
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For those of you who dont get to see fireflies. Yes they are real and yes they are gentle
absolutely fucking wild to me that there's a bug that glows. like it's a real thing that is just Outside.
if you live somewhere where they're a thing, maybe it's unremarkable, but the concept is mindblowing to me lol
The wonderful thing is that even if you live where they are a thing, they're still magical. They really are that wonderful. I promise we do appreciate them so so much!
People still tend to lump JK Rowling in with the category of ~problematic artists~ and I need everyone to understand that is not the problem with her. She is not comparable to anyone who wrote a piece of fiction you hate, or someone who made rude comments in 2015 and has since learned better.
She is far more like Elon Musk. She is a radicalized person with an extreme amount of social and financial power, and for YEARS she has been using that power to try to influence her government into hurting vulnerable people, on purpose. And she has succeeded. THAT is the problem with her, and THAT is why spending money on her books is so dangerous, not because her books aged badly.
Critiquing her work is fine, of course (I personally was never a fan so I really don’t care) but you NEED to understand that fiction is not the main issue here. And I truly think acting like she’s the same as the rest of any giant list of ~problematic creators of the week~ waters down how dangerous she is.
guys you do understand the load bearing part of the ogre meme is that he's reading Ulysses?
Everybody say Tumblr user ase stupid, and it true! Tumblr userbase barely even literate! Tumblr Userbase finally learned Ogre meme, but can only understand surface level jokes like "Poor Grammer" and "Stereotype Reversal", and can't comprehend deeper ideas like "Ulysses is a really densely written book" that makes the Ogre meme a modern classic!
Tumblr Userbase so dumb, it make Tumblr Userbase sad.
At this rate, Tumblr Userbase will never understand The Menu
Urban Design Lab posted these great pics of an architect's life before CAD ...
architects laying on their drafts, kicking their feet up and twirling their hair...
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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”
they found this post and they’re very very in their feelings about it
Cis people will basically just sag “I’m sexist” and you say “maybe you don’t have to be” and they say “well now I’m gonna be transphobic too”
The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)
Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")
How do you draw too loud?
Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational
"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
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legit nothing funnier than explaining the plot of dracula to a friend who only knows of dracula through cultural knowledge and is not prepared for how absolutely insane dracula actually is
