Gild me and call me pretty

The real reason they have such a heavy accent compared to the others

Should I have the leftover tamale that made me furiously sick yesterday or should I have something else?

have the tamale

Could you guys give your reasoning for choosing the Tamale that gets me sick?

"So why is that eldritch... thing writhing on the floor?" "Tried to enter my head. Mind control possession or something."

"That 'eldritch thing' as you so nicely named them is Deadpool, they didn't expect how nice it was inside their head" *points to calm person trying to help Deadpool get a pillow under his head*

"what dark magic is this." Said the old man to the teenage mage holding a black fireball "oh this it's just the basic fireball spell with a color changing illusion spell over it." Said the teenager "but why just why." Said the old man "mostly aesthetic reasons I can make it really any color."

que "Thomas the Dank Engine" and "Taste the Rainbow" as it starts switching over the spectrum like a discoball when thrown

they should make a website like Tumblr but instead of posts everyone who logs on gets fifty dollars and you can log on multiple times per day you can just log on whenever you want and you get $50 each time

this is basically what those crypto farm games promise

RAM should cost $1 and every AI-peddling CEO should be fed to a large Beast

Mr. Beast?

He is being fed to the Beast too

Og I thought we were feeding them to Mr. Beast, my bad

With how often I need to wear a hard hat for work that plant ain't getting time to die from dehydration...

A couple of supervillains are great parents in their civilian life—understanding, supportive, true role models. This exemplary parenting is put to the test when their daughter starts dating a superhero.