we go through this every day

Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?

bringing this back for Christmas

the meme is past its heyday but this was the origin of the “explored each others bodies” memes from this year. I’ve stayed humble about it though. merry christmas again. 

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

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hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that