Some ^ Moron

I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek

WHAT THE HELL THERE'S SO MANY??

I hope all the red usernames reblogging this post have read it veeery slowly!

its a little late but *DO NOT* use a 3d printed dildo

It has like a million ribs though

flared bases dont count when it snaps at the base

Also those "million ribs" mean it won't be able to be cleaned properly

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

You ever just… yell about #orientalism??

Why he light skinned?

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

Oh no

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

Protestants be shoppin

Trainwreck of a post

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

This post is: Kiki

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

@tf2heritageposts

come on guys we got medic up 1.2% we can do it

it is still technically possible