YOU MAN; YOU ANIMAL

can I fucking help you, my liege

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry