women should get even more childless

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

The earthy smell of rain is one of the most divine scents I’ve ever beheld.

if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth