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Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

I think I just hate the phrase golden retriever boyfriend

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

perhaps we go a little evilstyle tomorrow. as a treat

please don't forget to feed your spiders

grab a small bug and gently put it into its web, make sure not to ruin it. it's you and your spider roommates against the world, don't forget this

I am a small bug and have climbed into the spiders web, now what? :3

now i am going to leave the room and shut the soundproofed door behind me. good luck! good luck! better you than me!

if i can't act like a cocktease it will cause me actual medical harm

we need to start taking better care of ourself

we're not like neglecting any needs but it would just feel better if we dressed up nice for ourself more often and took better care of our hair and didnt forget to eat and drink water or sleep

oh you dont like feeling objectified? are you saying its bad to be an object? i have it/its pronouns you fucking asshole how about you think before you speak