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maykitz

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

caucasianbuttslut

@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.

dionrevel

Lol sure!!

For movies, here is the beginner's list:

Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.

And the more advanced list:

Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po

Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.

^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.

[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]

felixer-of-life

Oh I adore this. As someone who missed a bunch of stuff by way of chaos and poverty. This is a nice tool.

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puzzled-on-main

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

Kill all trillionaires Yesterday

wiltking

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

wiltking

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

konoko

god, your worst warrior needs money

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he must have some sort of condition

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orpheuslament

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

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This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

zoesupreme

wow imagine doing 3 shots

zoesupreme

imagine doing 1 shot

lindleland

there is so much to unpack in this clip

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the-big-mood

Post like Pokemon were real.

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Tumblr at its finest

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paranoid-parakeet

when do we get Cheddar II

anothercrankyblogger

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

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myceliyolk

reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.

meeks-peaks

this is also important for queer people who don't know anyone else there. let them bring their friend, even if the friend is cishet. many would rather not go at all, rather than go somewhere alone.

thesealfriend

It is always better to let respectful cishets into our spaces than to try and police who is queer enough to be allowed.

afniel

Some of y'all really need to get comfortable fast with the idea that a healthy community generally contains peripheral members who aren't themselves in the community demographic, but are still socially part of that community.

Also, like, I realize this is currently Unpopular Opinion Material, but it honestly should be a freezing cold take: you can absolutely be cishet AND queer. Those aren't mutually exclusive things. Queerness works on so many more axes than just sexual orientation and birth-assigned gender congruency.

uncleromeo

if you don't do anything else today,

Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.

have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.

and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.

black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.

if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.

This is Juneteenth.

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