I just want to laugh

@genetically-engineered-dragons

Welcome to my goblin hoard of shit I find funny, cool, interesting, or important. Occasional original shitposts ||Personal Info for those who care: 21+, she/her, USian, some flavor of queer that I don’t have all the details on yet|| WARNING: ERRATIC TAGGING AHEAD

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kosmogrl

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

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longnuts

Does anyone know what to do

my fave moment

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

endreal

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

endreal

Spoken like a person who truly knows what it is to have Ailments

hypokeimena

image description: two replies by @vegathelich, reading: it's all fun and games until the smarties (derogatory) start dissolving in your mouth because your hands don't want to work today

and you Taste It /end description

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april

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

gayluigi

hellsitegenetics

String identified: a a: ttca-c a t ag t ata- , a a tg t t t a tg t t g t # a a ca t a tt a a a cat t

Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

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cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

goofda

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

initiala

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

initiala

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

identifying-cat-colors

Black tortoiseshell tabby

boss-of-armadildos

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

actionpainting-deactivated20231

my nephews lunch that he packed

rnelodyy

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

puppygirllaika

that's arugula

ceo-of-lesbians

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

hellsitegenetics

String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]

Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed

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yeahiwasintheshit

atomic-crusader

oh

oh i dont like that

cipheramnesia

Whatever, I could take the frosty folds of the abominable snowman.

cipheramnesia

I'll go down on the yonic yeti canyon.

cipheramnesia

She can blizzard on my glizzard any day.

cipheramnesia

Tomorrow's a snow day and brother I'm breaking out the Flexible Flyer.

cipheramnesia

We're about to get indecent at Dyatlov Pass.

cipheramnesia

Call me the McFlurry machine the way I break it down inside her.

cipheramnesia

You can hang us upside down but nothing can get me off my dairy queen.

cipheramnesia

She's my storm warning the way we're preppin for six to eight inches overnight.

cipheramnesia

Yeah baby doll I'm one snow blower that has a lifetime guarantee. You can call me Mister Plow, I'll allow it.

cipheramnesia

Or call me Scrat with how I'm hiding my nuts in your ice age, it's all good. Just lemme put a little dulce de leche on your shaved ice okay?

cipheramnesia

I did all this work and nothin to snow for it

lunafoxdoll

Hey are... are you okay?

official-penis-posts

really puts the squat in Sasquatch

badgersandbees

Every single non trans woman who proclaims to be an ally absolutely needs to be posting about how goddamn transmisogynist staff is.

Because when trans women dare to speak up for themselves, Tumblr nukes their blogs.

We need to be fucking loud about this, daily, because Tumblr staff is specifically targeting and deleting trans women who are not breaking ToS and who often have fundraisers up FOR THEIR SURVIVAL.

By deleting these blogs repeatedly, Tumblr staff is saying loud and clear what they hope happens to these girls.

Are y'all okay with that? Because if not we need to be posting about it more because we have seen by now it's incredibly fucking unlikely this sites moderation will delete our blogs for it because we are not trans women

Tumblr staff and CEO Matt Mullenweg want trans women in need to not be able to post their fundraisers, meaning they are okay with these women dying.

#it’s not even funny at this point #like for a while people would joke about it to try and make it suck less #but now it’s just depressing

wrenchswango

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

w33d-witch

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

w33d-witch

A baby

VS an adult

bapestars

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

weirdo-canniboy-archive

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

severalowls

Limbo is just filled with these. Purgoatory if you will.

teaboot

Lambo

necropolitan-fairy

@thecrateofaus

paperandpencilsandskips

dropped my tacos al pastor in a puddle fml

paperandpencilsandskips

Women everywhere rejoice

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snakeater-deactivated20260130

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

elksewer

hellsitegenetics

String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.

Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina

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whencartoonsruletheworld

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

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