The Universe Does Not Scream

Reminder if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

Watched my favorite movie The Secret Garden last night and honestly Maggie Smith should have won an Oscar just for eating chicken wings while looking disdainful

growing up as an unaware lesbian trans girl you'll have cis dudes asking you things like "wait if you're a guy who likes girls... why do you act like such a faggot?" and by acting like a faggot they'll just mean having emotions and respecting women. and you'll just shrug

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

There's a lot of competition for funniest moments in Pathologic but a top five has to be in Artemy's route where Vlad the Younger can pay you 7k to go down a well to see wtf is going on and you meet the Rat Prophet, and upon going back to VtY and telling him it's fucked up down there he asks you, in the tone of a man who really doesn't want to be saying what he's saying, 'was there a... tiny.... rat man...' and when you're like wtf yeah what is it he's like idk. Here's another 7k to never speak of it again

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

World Heritage Post

watching sinners with an inflation calculator open in a second tab so i can understand just what kinda money the smokestack twins are throwing around. nerdiest possible movie experience i think.

i do think if someone were to point blank ask eddie if he was in love with buck he'd be like Oh. like he might go to say No or even say No but would also immediately realise that Oh wait. that might not be true actually. oh. OH. like just hilariously the absolute opposite to buck who got so comically defensive about it because it Is true. eddie would be like. wow yeah fuck i think you might be right...........

sometimes……….not letting a franchise die at its natural conclusion………………..is worse

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.