The Universe Does Not Scream

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

I forgot to put on my gay bracelets today. I guess im straight for one Saturday

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

certified door post

on tv people are always getting called by professional titles instead of names eg captain doctor detective what have you. wish this happened more in real life in general for your average person. I would like to simply be addressed by the element of my life that is relevant to the current situation, I mostly do not want people to know or use my name. hello patient, the doctor will see you now. dear applicant we are sorry to say that we think your resume is terrible and we hope you crumble into unseeing dust forever, goodbye. you there, shopper, please stop hiding under the clothing racks and leaping out to bite people. and so forth

Sometimes i forget to rebog a day post but don't worry, you guys wont let me forget this onee

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

I need people to know that watching Heated Rivalry and realising there is a Very Good Reason why everyone is talking about it and that being that it Does In Fact Live Up To The Hype is actually killing my contrarian soul

Head in my hands staring a hole in the floor it's so good what the fuck how is it this good my contrarian soul is dying a thousand deaths

i know we've talked about this a thousand times but the 7x04 gaslighting went so crazy. a whole episode where buck is stupid possessive jealous over eddie. so much so that the guy who kisses him on the mouth says "MY attention???" and then the show just moves on like that didnt mean anything. just oh you know buck silly bisexual buck went crazy over eddie and is dating men now and those things are unrelated dont worry about it. and tommy knows and maddie knows and buck knows what eddie means to him but its fine its just best friend stuff. its not queerbaiting its saving the world

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

love it when people link wikipedia pages instead of explaining the point. The url alone conveys so much disdain and contempt. Here is the information you desire, i found it with ease.