The Universe Does Not Scream

Can we just take a second to appreciate the game design of count the rice?? Like, the way down is, in some ways, hard to figure out! But once you figure it all out, the way back up is even harder! You’ve been given a small glimpse, just one (1) chance to see things with no pressure at getting it right, and hopefully you can use that knowledge wisely for the climb back up. The spot the difference room could, in theory, be passed on the first try if you’re paying enough attention on the way down. The rooms where you could potentially get stuck going up against a competitor are towards the top, where people are more concentrated (and may be trying either to win or lose! everyone’s goals are twisted around!) the second room, which at first is an easy one to get past (just let someone else guess and move on easily! Put your feet up! Have a drink!) becomes the ultimate struggle- two losers, one winner, everyone knows the game, and if you lose then you’re stuck there waiting for a third player for longer than you would like, knowing ~someone~ is counting rice!

I kinda wish they'd put zac oyama in the grant room as one of the grants

Count the Rice is already close enough I think Dropout should just commit and make a horror Game Changer episode. Sam’s voice welcomes you to game changer and you walk out and suddenly the whole building is dark and empty except for you, a couple cast members in scary as shit costumes, and Sam’s friend Tao Yang who is standing about ten seconds away…

catherine might be the first game changer player who understood the assignment, immediately failed the assignment, figured out the assignment better, told everyone else the assignment, and then failed multiple times cause she truly cannot describe pictures (or name songs). player of all time. i love seeing someone who clearly gets and loves game changer and is just plain bad at games. representation for all of us.

Ify is in an episode of Game Changer. Zach and Jiavani are in The Good Place. Anna is in the timeloop. Demi is in a Charlie Chaplin film but that film is also a Mario 64 speedrun. Hannah Pilkes is having the day she always has but in the backrooms, and Catherine McCafferty is of course in As Above So Below.

Still waiting for my universal biting pass

me when I watch the unreliable-narrator-everybody-is-toxic-and-lies show: I am going to believe everything the characters say and that this actually happened this way also why do they have flaws??

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

I’d be nothing without @the-pineapple-stole-my-husband.

Truly @the-pineapple-stole-my-husband