it me

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

jake and logan paul will die by each other's hand outside the city walls of westlake ohio like eteocles and polynices outside the walls of thebes