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btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

ELIZABETH CAN'T GO ON THE FLYING DUTCHMAN IT SHE IS NOT DEAD THE FLYING DUTCHMAN DOESN'T JUST SAIL AROUND WILLY NILLY ON THE SEAS DOING WHATEVER THIS IS NOT JACK SPARROW'S FUN CARIBBEAN VACATION IT IS WILL TURNER'S TORMENTOUS NIGHTMARE LEST WE FORGET BOOTSTRAP BILL TURNER LITERALLY SAYS WHERE THEY'RE GOING SHE CAN'T FOLLOW I HAVE HAD IT I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

... I mean, Just give her a ship. That One Ship isn't The Only Ship. She could Have A Ship. A Boat

she literally has a ship please rewatch the movies before trying to argue about them x

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.