Have A Cookie 🍪

That picture of lord farquad fused with markiplier… Where is it

I can die now. Thank you

i hate when things happen!

if i looked up while driving and saw this i would assume the world was ending

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

The quietly desperate work culture of “I hate Mondays”, “thank god it’s Friday”, “working for the weekend”, and similar nonsense is deeply disgusting, and I hate that it’s seen as normal.  We are burning away 70% of our lives waiting for the 30% where we can recuperate from work and actually live for a little while.  This is absolutely not the way life is supposed to be.  This is obscene.

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.