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and remember kids, bracers grow down from the ceiling and vambraces grow up from the ground

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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image
please i've already hurt so much
Panin surnud tuvi pealkirjaga "Ketikoer" kĂĽlmkappi
*jalutab külmkapi juurde, vaatab ringi et keegi ei näeks ja siis krahmab selle riiulilt pruuni paberkoti*
don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

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Did You Know Ricky: He's white and orange because he's rice and salmon
When someone likes the thing you made for them
Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid
hello pervert with excellent music taste
sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this
sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

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see Nelli kohtlemine ajab mind ikka nii kettasse ka üle kümne aastat hiljem, et ma pean ikka selle drabble kirjutama, kus Koulu õpetab Frenchile rihma otsas käimist
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miks mehed ei suuda ühtki raamatut kirjutada ilma et nad näitaksid kui palju nad naisi vihkavad
fake relationship is such a good trope. they have to act in love and they are in love but they think the other isn’t in love. oscar. pulitzer. nobel prize

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i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls
Time to take this post entirely too seriously:
I often wonder if this is why you so commonly see the sentiment that we are in an era of uniquely bad literature, or at least that the fact that most books don't have artistic aspirations and are not aiming to be anything other than mindless entertainment is new. In fact what's new is the idea that everything is worth preserving (and also the internet making it easier to preserve it). The dumb artistically unambitious trash books of the past have survived only sporadically, because people thought of them as literally disposable.
When I was in college I had a professor who was an expert on detective fiction. He had a longstanding beef with the idea that "Murders in the Rue Morgue" was the first detective story. He thought that it seemed way too polished to be inventing a new genre, and also that the whole orangutan business had the vibe of someone subverting preexisting audience expectations and maybe engaging in a bit of stealth parody. With the help of some student volunteers, he went trawling through old magazines and newspapers and found hundreds of detective stories from the early 1800s that just hadn't garnered enough individual attention to be remembered. This was because most of them sucked balls. He created an online archive of them, so you too can read these mostly terrible stories.
I've spent a ridiculous amount of time on Project Gutenberg sifting through forgotten old fiction and lemme tell ya. a lot of that stuff sucks ass.
This is why the Sir Thopas is my favorite of Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales <3
It’s... Bad. But it’s specifically bad in the way of a trollfic written to poke fun at other stories of the day-!
(The character of the Host literally interrupts Chaucer’s self-insert partway through like “Nope! Shut up! Your Tale is bad and you should feel bad. NEXT!”)
I’m not kidding when I say the opening stands nearly beat-for-beat with My Immortal in a way that makes the 13~1400’s feel like yesterday and it’s GREAT