daddy's bastard, very strong

Having ADHD is like....I have to...work up the energy to watch...a new television show 😩

if your character has blonde hair and blue eyes please reconsider

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

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