daddy's bastard, very strong

its not 2006 and its not 2013 and its not even 2019. Fuckkkkkkk!

the bitchy hyperfeminine mean girl archetype of the 2000s and 2010s was a misogynistic attempt to cast intentional “overdone” femininity as inherently vain, stupid, duplicitous and evil but all they did was give an entire generation of dykes a thing for mean femmes

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

Public transit is so cool it can turn a 30 minute walk into a 40 minute sitting session

The Stranger

Nature is healing

if you squint you can see that the penis is actually quite phallic in nature

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement