daddy's bastard, very strong

pervert!

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

tumblr should have a gunshot sound push notification when a mutual deactivates

it should also have like a beautiful angelic harp when someone you blocked deactivates

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

Since tumblr is rightfully loving this one, I feel obligated to mention that I ran into the same guy again on the last day of the convention and told him Scribe was really entertained by this, and he said that the night before he'd also really gotten one of the hotel waitresses, who informed him he could take a seat wherever and he replied "Oh, no thanks, I brought my own"

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.