daddy's bastard, very strong

sex is like jazz. its about the holes youre NOT penetrating

sex is like jazz. it's about extended tonality, complex chords, swing rhythm, syncopation and often involves extended improvizational passages

did the nuance factory burn down

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

Ochrophytes stole my oyster harvest. Can't have shit in Cornwall 😤