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and remember kids, bracers grow down from the ceiling and vambraces grow up from the ground

#kiki speaks #this post is sponsored by jill bearup

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iisaku-vaatetorn

lasen õhku kõik muruniidukid 1 km raadiuses 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#TOETAN + VÕIMENDAN SEDA PLAANI #TEEME 5 KM

tothechaos

[in the notes app] there is an ancient evil inside of me and it will devour anyone who gets too close to me whole

[30 seconds later in the group chat] OMGGGGG if we were pigeons we would absolutely make a nest together #ournest

thememedaddy

#not to be aroace on main but. me whenever it feels like people are flirting with me #if i do realise that may have been the intention in the moment. i just go WTF PUT IT BACK #shirt that says NOT INTERESTED I JUST WORK HERE in big block letters

baked-fish

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

hunbunqueen

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

baked-fish

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

beneaththegildedmoon

Btw the heat *is* why we see water that's not really there, but mirages aren't exactly hallucinations so much as optical illusions:

It's just the changing density of the air refracting light weirdly, so it looks like there's a reflection of the sky on the ground, which our brains often interpret as a pool of water. It can also happen upwards instead of downwards, especially at sea, when the air is much colder near the surface and a warm front appears above it:

Which, btw, is one possible explanation for ghost ship sightings, so that's fun :)

#oohhhh i didn't know about the sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#that's so cool <3

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tomb-mold

so many times you will hear a woman tell a little anecdote about her boyfriend/husband and its just him being an absolute fucking bastard. but you cant tell her to kill him. you cant. they dont thinjk its funny

#one year working at [redacted event] there was this man who tried hitting on me #while his wife (i assume) with a little kid came after him and apologised to me #and said “i'm so sorry. he always does this when he's drunk”#and i just had to clench my teeth and wish her a nice evening #rather than pull her aside and tell her to Throw The Whole Man Away Please Girl #not my place not my job etcetc but i felt so bad. i hope she got rid of him. i hope her and her child are living a good life.

tomb-mold

people only ever want me for my powerful upgrade materials

#mina tööl kuna mu taskutesse mahuvad kätedeso salfakad ibukas plaastrid päiksekreem huulepalsam JA veepudel + snäkid #+ mina tantsupeol kuna olen oma rühma ainuke kellel on nõela ja niiti ja haaknõelu #i have all the upgrade materials bro #i have a lighter even though i don't smoke. try me

red-garden

The state of book review YouTube

#huge fan of crow caller for this exact reason (crow also being a writer can give good takes on the writing side of things)#(but will also not back away from saying The way these things are handled in this book is not great)#but most of all. it is so clear from the videos that This Person Genuinely Loves Bad Books Because They Are Very Entertaining #so they come from a place of love rather than hate/offense/pearlclutching/whatever

pilferedinstagram

#armastan kalifornia vutte #nad on nii vahvad tegelased

lordsausage

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

estonian-thingamajig

vaata mida nad vajavad, et saada meie võimu

(nt: üleüleüleüleüleülehomme üleüleüleeile)

#ok pitää nyt vähän tappaa kuolleetta hevosta mut #lempi kysymys miulla on Miksei voi suomeks sanoa ylieilen #siis mitä helevetti on toissa päivänä what is this the other day nonsense #could mean anything #whereas üleeile/ylieilen would function in any way because the yli means you jump Over the eilen #does not need to mean Forward in time. just jump over the previous one #same for üleeelmine #once again some notes for suomi kaksipistenolla jne #mu liha on õige ja mu arvamused suured vms #ebaloomulikult väikese gandalfi kuumad võtted

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rosenkranz-does-things

first art of 2025 ✨ inspired by this post because it speaks directly to my soul

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lightoftheseraph

Having ADHD is like....I have to...work up the energy to watch...a new television show 😩

#literally all i did today was shower #and then 9 hours later #picked up my new prescription of meds

modified-baphomet

if your character has blonde hair and blue eyes please reconsider

thememedaddy

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“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

ashenmind

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