I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
shark vs the universe
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
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One Nice Bug Per Day
The Stonewall Inn
Show & Tell
Love Begins
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
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[ID: tweet by @/VitalikButerin that reads:
"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters". "Digimon" is short for "digital monsters".
Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters".
(You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!) /end ID]
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I don’t know what’s crazier: that at least 200 species names had this specific slur, or that 205 of the 556 votes wanted to keep it
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"women's sports" are just Girl Dinnner and Girl Math but as a major cisfeminist project instead of sarcastic self-deprecation
Me when my mental health is good: yeahhhh like I know I have those diagnoses but they barely impact me anymore and I'm just soooo well managed and basically I don't really consider them to be a problem or something to consider anymore :) I used to be deeply broken and now I am thriving :)
Me when I am inevitably mentally unwell: actually I was never better and will never be better and nothing matters and also the sun is so bright and flat that I think the world might be fake
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I’ve got a lot of Thoughts(tm) about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a film critic, so here’s something in my lane!
hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit
Her “disappearance” was also greatly exaggerated, she was under a lot of stress from the public and had just caught her first husband cheating on her, so she fucked off to a spa treatment hotel and checked in with a fake name as a “patient” claiming to not remember anything about her past. She kept up the illusion of mystery for most of her life, claiming to not know anything about what happened during that time, but in her twilight years she alluded to the fact that “of course I just ran away for a bit, wouldn’t you want to do the same?”
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One of the best pranks I’ve ever seen, even the dog was shook…
I liveeeeeeeeeee for pranks!
PRANKS LIKE THIS.
Look at this. Look at the EFFORT this took.
No random screaming, no calling people slurs, no one lost anything or got hurt, THIS. THIS. Is a great prank. I hope everyone involved is having a fucking great day.
cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
you come onto my post and be funnier than me
skillet issue
Jewel Ham, Didn’t I tell You, 2021, colored pencil and acrylic on canvas
real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok
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printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them
This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now
