my blog Title isn't about You

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

essentially every core premise of the whole language movement has been tested and rejected by both qualitative and quantitative research, but that won't stop them because they can't fucking read

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

#in seriousness: it does if you’re not a coward

Fucking Schrödinger's Senator

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

instant stagnation girl panel 1 doing nothing panel 2 still doing nothing but looks exhausted for some reason

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying