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Okay but Vaquero Samurai would fuck so hard

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people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

Even in space the Paparazzi won’t leave me alone, can I not even have just the tiniest bit of privacy? Can I not just meet new people without it becoming a media spectacle? I don’t even remember this.

Ohhhhhh it’s a drawing, looks cool keep it up, I ❤️ my fans.

getting called out as a tsundere is so fucked up. what are you even supposed to do in that situation. any amount of "no i'm not a tsundere" is just turned into "that's exactly what a tsundere would say"

given, i am a tsundere. but that's not the point here this could happen to anyone

denormalizing christian as the default by replacing christlike comparisons with "this is like madoka magica"

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen