Dead

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

I can’t stop thinking of that rami malek post where he points you out for stealing his wallet at dominos

S/O to myself fr because this year wasn’t easy at all.

I had a dream that obama was smoking a cig then turned to me and said “I pity the fool that lives like you”

you got one of those Dream Obama Quotes I’m so jealous

reblog to get your own dream Obama quote in the relatively near future

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff