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Good morning...

Good god wtf happend to you dude? I didn’t even recognize you in your recent post.

Excellent king, daddy-sized belly! Do you ever push your stuffed gut into something on purpose? Be that a door frame, wall, or maybe an encourager that you can pin to the wall while you chug and belch 😈. Anyway when that happens, do you take notice of the space between that thing and the rest of you? I can only imagine how far back you are from your gut pressing back.

So it turns out that if you take a pint of heavy cream, a pint of vanilla ice cream, a pint of chocolate ice cream, two scoops of chocolate protein powder, and enough milk to make the blender go brrrrrr, you will have a delicious pitcher of homemade frosty