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pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

#tbh I think there's something to be said for the fact that Aang was 12 when he ran away from home#and how there's more than a bit of evidence that the adult airbenders had a less strict pacifistic approach#Aang was purposefully sheltered by Gyatsu to protect his childhood and so he has the ethics of a child#and when he awoke there were no other air nomads around to sit him down and have The Violence Talk#about how yes we're pacifists and murder is bad but there are exceptions#like Gyatsu was a kindly man of the highest order but uh#he didn't just lay down and die on a pile of skulls he just found#man went out taking like 20 fire nation soldiers with him#Aang: ''I could never kill! Gyatsu taught me to abhor all forms of violence“”#Gyatsu: deals out death to attacking soldiers like he's got a side hustle as a claymore mine

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.

classic fallout is like hehe kill bill reference [To the west you can see stars in an open sky. For the first time in your life, you are looking at the real world.] funny mutant shoot a rocket [Few can be on the surface because they are not used to having a black sea of nothingness above them. The sensation of falling upwards is so great for them that they lie frozen, clutching the ground.] hehe sex joke

i forgot fallout new vegas really is one of the games of all time. you're a cowboy. you're in a post apocalyptic america. there's the most insane larp war going on between a bunch of fascist ancient roman cosplayers, and a bunch of californians rping as the dead united states government. theres also a 200+ yr old man trying to play capitalism. you were shot in the head, double tapped even, and still crawled out of your grave. it's about the apocalypse, but more importantly, it's about what happens next. its even gay sometimes!