Sugar, Sex, and Very Little Sleep

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Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

Truly an iconic choice to have what would have normally been a huge number of descendants from one 18th century couple be whittled down to one by a combination of inbreeding and rampant lesbianism. First class, no notes. Amazing.

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

widow’s bay yeeting chris fleming high into the air via tornado feels like something part of a renaturing project. like that’s his natural habitat, that’s where he belongs — not specifically in the air, but on a trajectory upwards. every clip i see of his standup he’s been making incremental progress in his war against gravity and he’s finally won a battle.