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takofukkatsumi

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

#ah it was order of the phoenix #only unfortunate bc of jkr #other books i have cried and other books Ive felt v intense emotions #thinking of call me by your name and brideshead revisited #but the emotional expression was lay on the floor catatonic

nobrashfestivity

Via amandapourlesintimes

#tom waits

decadent-hag

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

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metropolitanfemme

This is literally how the shadow girls talk in utena

#utena

homoquartz

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

#iwtv

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UTENA STOP TRYING TO BECOME A PRINCE THE LAKERS NEED A CENTER

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Hello?

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Cyclospora infection is often asymptomatic, but when symptoms occur, illness is characterized by anorexia, nausea, flatulence, fatigue, abdo

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Not just the fault of the current admin.

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Mosquito jewelry by Les Nereides

yesornopolls

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 14 hours

figtreeandvine

I have friends a quarter of my age, if that counts?

copperbadge

If I was friends with someone 184 years old I would never shut up about it. They would be "my friend who is 184 years old..." every time I opened my mouth at least until next year when they would become my friend who is 185 years old.

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

#love #cats #pets

tahthetrickster

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

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NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

your move, Hemingway

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how to open a bag of rice correctly

#crying #laugh rule #rice

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grecoromanyaoi

sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.

merriweatherpostpavilion

There has been an outbreak of kindness spreading in the US. It spreads through unwashed smiles and causes explosive happiness. What i wish the news said right now

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