texas giraffe update:
π catch me if you can, suckers π
Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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shark vs the universe
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DEAR READER
almost home
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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texas giraffe update:
π catch me if you can, suckers π
Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer

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I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird
Happy pride month peeps! Iβve been working on some more of these illustrations recently, hereβs intersex pride! ππ I had a really clear idea for this piece ever since I started working on this series and Iβm glad I finally got round to this flag, I hope you like it hehe
I have attached myself to Lost Boys like a fungus
I am collecting raw audios like collectibles so I can hear the little differences and also still have the cut songs when they inevitably release a cast album (also at first it was because with the curse of Vampire musicals I wasn't sure if we'd get one, but I'm feeling pretty confident)
(Balcony, row H)
(Mezzanine, row F - no post-credit scene this time)
Balcony box AA, Left
Rear Mezz, row O (return of the post-credit scene! Theater AC was loud during the quiet parts & there were some very funny flub/improvisational moments)
Balcony box GG, Right
Balcony box HH, Right - TWELVE TONYS NOMINATIONS NIGHT!
Balcony box HH, Right
(This link is getting posted SOLELY for my own personal show-viewing posterity. I messed with my phone's recording settings to save space and it made the audio REALLY crunchy. Like - this audiofile is pretty much only good if you want a version of 'Have To Have You' that sounds like it was recorded on a tape deck in the basement of a house show in 1987. The show dialogue and music is frozen - please enjoy the 05.05.26 audiofile for an actually-palatable listening experience.)
Orchestra R, row F
(...did not realize that the "partial view" from that part of the orchestra meant not seeing Sam's bed or the Rob Lowe poster. But! I was close enough to see everyone's FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.)
Right Mezz, row L
(first show after winning FOUR TONY AWARDS and you can definitely hear it in the cheering)
Orchestra R, row J
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Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. β€οΈ
Follow the money behind America's data center boom. Track 2,300+ projects, PAC spending, and the politicians who sign off on it.
infinite handcuffs hack
job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?
job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?
some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they donβt actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.
you donβt have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesnβt know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

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Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
laios is herefore banned from movie nights
let us all do the Lord's work and convince cis girls they can wear packers if they want, very fashionable. why not really. wear it to the club. modern civilization allows us to democratize the sensation of someone grinding on yr bulge. such things should be accessible to everyone. & we can make it so
we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not
I think it's so important and crucial for 20 year olds to witness older people who are genuinely bad at some aspects of being a person but are still living lives they find meaningful and enjoyable. Not just "oh I got married and you can too" but like. sometimes you cannot for the life of you finish college or find a good job or stay in a relationship or arrive to locations on time or whatever it is you think when you're 20 that you HAVE to be able to do. But you wind up finding a place in the world anyway. It happens!

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Mel Brooks on taking studio notes: