Ramblings of a Lesbian Bookworm

When you’ve lived through 3 presidential impeachments, multiple economic recessions, decades long wars, a global pandemic + a few other virus epidemics, an insurrection of the nation’s Capitol, 9/11, and finally a women VP, you might think I’d be older than 27 years old.

rb bait but take my which crime would you commit while you “be gay do crimes” quiz and lmk what you got

hey so i made a massive database of 900 (and counting) sapphic books, sortable by age, genre and rep! take a look if u feel so inclined (and maybe retweet my tweet?). there’s a submissions page if u catch any i’ve missed (or any incorrect info on them), but pls do check i’ve not just sorted it in a way you don’t expect!

3 most certainly NOT yellow

Green but not yellow

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

What color is 3

Turqoise

so wrong, how dare you, prime numbers are red and you fucking know it 

????? Every number is an individual????????

primes are red evens are cool odds are warm 

God bless nurses forever

Just girls being girls

Why are the diet ones the only ones that bounce before exploding?

The best way to summarize this years Game Awards is that Laura Bailey, nominated for Best Performance, left the show halfway through to play D&D with her friends and had an infinitely better time

Its important to add that she left the awards to go and play D&D because someone on Twitter told her that someone else was TOUCHING HER DICE!

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

you know…… there really isn’t a more powerful duo than raccoons and opossums……

Now THESE are some fucking quality trash mammals!

good babbies!

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

the best part about the princess diaries 2 (besides everything) is that i remember watching it when i was a kid, and i remember when mia stopped her wedding to andrew i thought “oh so she’s going to marry chris pine instead” because thats just what happens in movies, but then, THEN, she says she isn’t marrying either of them because she doesnt need a king to be queen, and thats when i realised that the point of the movie isn’t that mia can be with whoever she wants, its that she doesn’t need to be with anyone, i was fucking 10 years old, that shit changed how i saw everything, the princess diaries is important af

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

All of you are so valid

FYI, that is generally speaking a safe protocol. Couple of notes. Fungi and bacteria are the first lifeforms discovered to eat plastic. They both use a technique of creating biofilms on and in things to establish colonies; even bacterial and fungi that don’t eat plastic will burrow into it. Visual inspection is not generally good enough to preclude fungal “roots” in plastic. Though if the plastic has separated (forming like a bubble or a peeling away film) then microbials have almost certainly established “roots” in the material. The metabolism of microorganisms denatures plastic even if they don’t eat it; this produces toxic biproducts similar to burning plastic. If something has grown in the tupperwear from it being left along in the wet and the dark with a growth medium for who knows how long then opening it is a bad idea. That will almost certainly aerosolize spores or bacteria that have had long enough time and sufficiently isolated conditions to evolve their own special adaptations. “Cleaning” and reusing the tupperwear is ill-advised in that case as you’d need a lab to guarentee the plastic isn’t compromised and playing host to some nasty biofilm that is resilient against typical cleaning practices, and the plastic itself likely is coming apart in a way that will perpetuate toxicity–low grade at best– even if you did manage to santize the surfaces. Best case scenario, you’re eating microplastic and the tupperwear is shedding as it breaks down over years. It ain’t worth it.

^^^^^^

@venomtots what used to be a random post with no real direction is now actually validating and educational,

I already feel so much better about myself and all the Tupperware bowls I’ve sacrificed

Does using glass negate this issue? Is glass a better choice because the spores and bacteria are less likely to root? Also i assume it doesn’t break down and leave traces in your food like plastic would? Just curious

@katastroph3e yes that’s exactly right! Glass has a much less porous surface and is this less susceptible to fungus and mould!