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”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Alphonse Elric and he said that humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

you can and should hate america more actually

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

sega had me terminated for these

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

living my life one ‘it is what it is’ at a time

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

Omg you missed part of the post

did i? 😏

(frantically looks around)

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

There should be an "It's Christian" section when asked why you pressed "hide ad"

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore