'Tis I, Your Local Idiot

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

water²

*flies past*

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

i enjoy when a real extant earth animal looks like a star wars alien built by some sort of puppet weirdo

opossums are SO like this, bc they even move as though they are being puppeted. every time I happen upon one I am amazed by how puppeted they look

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.