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trying on a metaphor

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Look whom I found at pride today
Hello!
Howdy!
Iād like, uh, two normal rolls.
Sure thing!
And one with the⦠With the pumpkin seeds.
Which do you mean?
The one with the⦠With the seeds.
What are they called?
Uhm⦠A, uh, ācrunchy pumpky.ā
Sure thing. Would you like anything else?
Uhh⦠Iāll also take a, uh⦠A⦠A Nutella donutā¦?
Unfortunately, I donāt know at all what you meanā¦
A⦠One of those right there!
You really must tell me, whatās it called??
I⦠Iām⦠Iām a dumb piece of shit.
Sure thing! Anything else?
That one there?
You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]
I⦠Iām a little greedy pig, oink oink?
Do it!
[grunts like a pig]
That comes to ā¬13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!
Hello! Iād like an āI hate my fatherā and two āI have a small williāā [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]
people who are gay: yeah iām gay
people who are straight: yeah iām straight
people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary
This is not meant to sound hostile or vague anyone but this is bothering me. "Inshallah" means "if God wills it". If your intention is to say you hope the hips don't lie but whether the hips lie or not is up to God, then you say "Inshallah the hips don't lie" but if you're trying to say "wow, the hips don't lie" or something similar, which I think is what the op was getting at, then you say "Mashallah the hips don't lie" which means "God has willed it, the hips don't lie"

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This meme lives rent free in my head
I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy
Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when heās rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him
How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zukoās airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesnāt want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.
JDJSHJABDBFJSH
Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so itās not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.
Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for himā¦. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.
I love that this transforms Aangās role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies
The best part is Aang wouldnāt even teach him airbending in the beginning. First itād be brewing the perfect cup of teach and blowing on it in juuuust the right way that it cools down āBut not too cold, or youāll ruin it!ā
Brushing Appa of course. Zuko would be pretty decent at that, but would come back to Aang absolutely covered in slobber and bison hair. āAwww! He likes you! <3ā³
Then itād be calming meditation and slowing Zukoās breathing (āBut I am calm!ā), tracking an elusive and nigh legendary animal so they can ride it, teaching patience by baking the perfect cake āYou just slapped the frosting on! It looks awful! *airbends it into the horizon* āAgain!ā
When Zuko finally gets it right, he almost smiles at Aang saying: āExcellent work, my student.ā Then to Zukoās consternation and horror Aang flings it at the head of the Fire Nation Governor during a political function. āAnd now we run!ā
Pranks would be absolutely the thing that would bluescreen Zuko. Hereās an airbending master, over a century old, witnessed the genocide of his people, and heās juggling, doing dances and tricks with Momo for the village kids, and plaguing the local aristocrats and military officers with flying cakes and whoopie cushions.
āHow am I supposed to beat the Firelord with whoopie cushions?!ā
And then, perfectly serious for the first time since Zuko had met him: āYou donāt. The Avatar is about restoring balance. This training isnāt so you can fight the Firelord - itās so you can stop a war.ā
It takes a long time for Zuko to understand this. But the weird thing is: the townsfolk actually like Aang. Sure the aristocrats and crooked merchants and the officers donāt, but even the common Fire Nation infantry hide their chuckles with a cough when they see their commanderās fancy armor get covered in honey and feathers by āCrazy Aang,ā again.
And Zuko realizes, at that moment, that heās been having fun.
So, waking early, with no prompting from Aang, Zuko feeds Momo, brushes Appa, washes off the slobber, brews Aang his morning tea -perfectly cooled- and then proceeds to make a new, beautiful cake with no explanation.
āThat looks wonderful, my student. Your best yet! Who were you planning to-ā
Then Zuko smashes it in Aangās face.
Itās the first time since coming out of the ice that Avatar Zuko laughs.
Zuko meets Bumi and oh Agni no thereās two of them
Toph still has to come into the team to teach him earthbending cuz sheās not missing ANOTHER life changing field-trip (feels-trip) with Zuko
But Aang and Bumi have been hanging out on and off over the century (and the White Lotus is Noticeably Different For It) so obviously the kids ask why
Aangās still teaching the avatar; why wonāt Bumi?
And Bumi stares them all dead in the eye, points at Aang, and says in a total deadpan ābecause if I have to sleep next to this asshole for more than a week Iāll kill you all myselfā
And then cartwheels away laughing

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alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.
we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)
please rb for larger sample size!
Question 1/3
What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?
under 18, AI is a net positive
under 18, AI is a net negative
18-29, AI is a net positive
18-29, AI is a net negative
30-45, AI is a net positive
30-45, AI is a net negative
46-60, AI is a net positive
46-60, AI is a net negative
over 60, AI is a net postive
over 60, AI is a net negative
Question 2/3
How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?
Frequently (multiple times per month)
Often (multiple times per year)
Occasionally (a couple times per year)
Rarely (once every couple of years)
Never :(
Question 3/3
If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?
under 18, more inclined
under 18, less inclined
18-29, more inclined
18-29, less inclined
30-45, more inclined
30-45, less inclined
46-60, more inclined
46-60, less inclined
over 60, more inclined
over 60, less inclined
Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!
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alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.
we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)
please rb for larger sample size!
Question 1/3
What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?
under 18, AI is a net positive
under 18, AI is a net negative
18-29, AI is a net positive
18-29, AI is a net negative
30-45, AI is a net positive
30-45, AI is a net negative
46-60, AI is a net positive
46-60, AI is a net negative
over 60, AI is a net postive
over 60, AI is a net negative
Question 2/3
How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?
Frequently (multiple times per month)
Often (multiple times per year)
Occasionally (a couple times per year)
Rarely (once every couple of years)
Never :(
Question 3/3
If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?
under 18, more inclined
under 18, less inclined
18-29, more inclined
18-29, less inclined
30-45, more inclined
30-45, less inclined
46-60, more inclined
46-60, less inclined
over 60, more inclined
over 60, less inclined
Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!
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teeth are the horses of the body
ohhh look at me iām not bones iām Special Bones. i need Special Bone Expensive Insurance. sometimes the Special Bone Expensive Doctor just goes āyeah thatās fucked upā and you have to pay him anyway. donāt brush? gums recede. brush too hard? gums also recede. donāt floss? problems. floss? still problems! sometimes iāll just break and die for no reason. lots of them at the kentucky derby
World PopulationĀ : 7,810,521,683Ā
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me

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I see your āRocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans canāt hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words meanā and raise you āRocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ābad bad badā isnāt actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.ā
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rockyās been saying is āshit shit shitā.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed toā
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER