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raping your ass instead cuz your cunt got too wet, means you want it too badly, it wouldn't be rape that way, fuck it, wanted to use the tighter hole anyway, spread it you fucking slut,

all perverts should get free money for kink gear

flirting: hey um would u mind if i wrap this belt around ur neck n raw u from behind real quick?

Shoutout to everyone jacking off on july 4th, death to america

They fucking got my ass. Previously was @snakegirlcocksplural. Reblog to help find my moots :,,,(

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

terrible post

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

Trying to 'What are you gonna do about it, faggot?' my way into knocking up somebody's son