Because... Why not?

If I had a nickel for every critically acclaimed narrative precision platformer with a female protagonist iconically associated with the colour red whose lead developer came out as trans within a year of its release, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but etc.

YIPEEEEEEEEEEE

Funkytown was also in Shrek 2.

i can't cope

Working on a story where fibrecrafts like spinning and knitting etc are how magic is done, and I got sidetracked from the magic system because what if the main character's familiar was an angora jackalope and now I have to learn how to draw because angora jackalope (!)

Subheading: 'The author can have a little body horror, as a treat'

desired you while the women flee

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.