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i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

S T O P

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

legit advice for ur perfect nude ..match ur lipstick color to ur labia color

How do I check while I’m at the store buying it

wear a skirt so you can buss it open? quit living in fear?

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what

He Chunch Thos Leafs

*jokes about my depression so frequently nobody is sure if i need help or not*

godspeed to everyone in retail out there working thanksgiving / black friday. stay hydrated and don’t let the shitty customers get to you too much, it’ll go faster than you think.