you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

you can tell im 30-something because i bought a new brand of toothbrushes and im very pleased with them. toothbrushes generally have the same problem that tennis shoes for instance have in that they're overdesigned and consequently garish and ugly. but this is literally just a single piece of plastic, all one color, with a logo printed on it and white bristles. very tasteful. it's perfect.

i sound like fucking patrick bateman

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

i've never given a blowjob that didn't have themes and motifs and the like. i take pride in that.

rip tiktok people always asked why i made this and tbh i just did it for no reason at all. it just happened