★ ! FUCK BUNNY ! ★

i’m so fucki drunk i feellikw im/ sill on the yacht LMFAKK

she’s like a frat boy sometimes with the way she talks to me and it’s fucking sexy

girl walked into the convenience store and smiled at me so i smiled back being nice but then she looked me up and down and grinned at me and my eyes got so wide because i realized she doesn’t know i have a girlfriend who isn’t my girlfriend so i turned around and started emphatically talking to my best friend very loudly about how lucky i am that the girl i like likes me back and we’re going to be girlfriends because she’s my future wife

tumblr recommends me posts from the occasional mutual in law and i’m like yeah okay but this has nothing to do with me so i probably should only be happy for anyone from afar. appropriate strangership with strangers, yes. i shall not partake in anyone’s joy ever, because god help me the idea that i appear out of nowhere and rain discomfort on someone’s joyful moment uninvolving of me by involving myself as an observer and by direct result causing discomfort, makes me want to flay myself. keep your joy keep your joy keep your joy. and i. will keep. my skin.

sadness struck me like a bullet last night and because it has not torn clear through me she is now reading me her favorite book while we drink our hot chocolate in comfy hoodies. she is… the sweetest angel. she wants to marry me she wants to be so sweet to me forever and i do not understand why. she says that i don’t need to, and instead that i just need to let her be this way with me. i recognize when she says it that it is such a simple thing to ask, but only when it is she who says it.

they’ve diagnosed me with always doing something wrong disorder

do you see how i’m posting all over the place? this is how my brain works. there is no theme and also you can’t escape

only an act of god or termination could stop me from posting. if i ever stop posting it’s because i was chosen by god to deactivate my account

it’s crazy how whenever i see other women now that i find aesthetically pleasing i don’t want to fuck them purely for my own pleasure i’m just like haha yeah my girl’s pretty tongue would look hot in her mouth while we’re both stuffing her full of our fingers and i’m telling her to take it all + say thank you. like what