HE/THEY

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched my spores

touch my spores.

why aren’t you touching them

why do you hate spores. and me. and potential losses of autonomy

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

diversity win! the therapist who is contractually obligated to call the police on you if you’re too suicidal works for a 🌈queer affirming practice🌈

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.