HE/THEY

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

thank god some sumerian editor wasn't all "gay shit doesn't sell"

put out some water to boil then accidentally fell asleep and when i woke up there was a terrible smell and no water in the pot. so in a sense i succeeded at boiling water. perhaps more than i ever have

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

does anyone know if it’s possible

ok good I was getting worried

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about