a place made for leaving

Tactical nuke to I4

You and that damn dagger

whump is such a strange thing for me. ‘oh im having trouble shouldering the burdens of daily life, let me play scenes in my head of someone getting the shit kicked out of them (fictionally), that’ll make me feel better’ and it DOES

trump's gonna declare himself king via executive order and the democrats are gonna be like, DEADNAME, democracy is at stake. Can you spare $2?

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

flipping through an evan dorkin comic book and laughing so hard i’m getting the hiccups

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who needs detailed instructions to function is giving extremely detailed instructions to person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information is telling person who needs detailed instructions to function to just wing it

5/27/2025

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

That was also me.

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

wish there was a filter on libby to exclude books that are "stupid as fuck"

do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence