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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

(said with the intonation of a YA novel) a plate of cheese and crackers

Happy Pride to page burners, the My Dream Was Dead In My Arms quoters, genderfluid beadmakers, king's fools, warriors who find "strange kinship" with big burly gay men, fashion forward Jamaillians, dudes whose babies look like their best friend, blue and silver earring wearers, The Witted, royal bastards of all sorts, The Ones Born To Fulfill the Prophecy, tall pale freaks who live to touch wood, fools and idiots, men named Tom who rock heavy w their chickens, the wolfpilled, color-changing tricksters with sick back pieces, axe-wielding poets, Very Fetching Women, and golden men who hold wolves on a chain connected to their heart. This one's for you guys 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

Fitz really saw an elderling kid getting parented by two gay dads and went "hm. two dads! weird!" as if he was not literally on a quest to fetch his magical psychic soul-melding mpreg yaoi child with her third biological parent of ambiguous gender right at that very moment