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cannot imagine having to cope with the guy who you’ve been slagging off to anyone who will listen + also the king (because you KNOW he’s unrepentantly screwing the actual worst guy at court who hit on you and your fiancée !) randomly charging in to save your ass from three murderous freaks and literally taking a sword in the back when you didn’t even ask him to?? probably would’ve said no thanks i don’t need this from you rn if your life hadn’t been on the line. or whatever. civil bresinga you will always be famous

one thing about patience farseer is that they could never tell her anything because if she knew All That SHE simply would not have allowed them to make her son the farseers' fucking omelas child

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

Soooo true… You also have to be careful reading too many things that are bad/stupid/poorly written because you start to go “am I losing my joy in life? Am I incapable of enjoying things? Am I making myself unhappy by being overly critical of everything?” and then you have to encounter something good again and go “oh right no I am perfectly capable of enjoying things, those things were just bad”

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?