Mainly writing for the Hobbit right now Bagginshield and various OFCs with the different Durins. My AO3 is also Frosticenow.
As of right now, I am posting chapters every Monday and on Wednesday a sneak peek for the upcoming chapter!
On Fridays I do fic recs; check out the #ficrecfridays for those.
Fíli son of Víli and Dís, brother to Kíli and sister-son and heir to Thorin Oakenshield has gone missing without a trace. While his family in the Blue Mountains mourn him, the young prince finds himself in a world different from the one he has always known.
Ongoing
Bagginshield
Diamond in the Garden
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/ Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli/Original Female Character(s)
Rating: Mature (also note this had mpreg in it)
It has been just over three years since the Battle of the Five Armies, and Bilbo had created a life for himself back in the Shire. Most of his friends and family wont speak to him and he lives with a shadow of fear the the dwarrow of Erebor will come back for him and find out about his secret. Unexpected visitors appear on his doorstep on day throwing what he thought he knew into chaos.
Ongoing
Flower that Never Die
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/ Thorin Oakenshield
Rating: Teen
Thorin is trying to support his family by leaving the safety of the mountain. Traveling to the Shire seems like the best way.
Finished
Note: I am planning on reworking this and increasing the length soonish. I also did this for @thorinsspringforge 2023 with @consultingpacha who’s companion piece you can see here.
Thorin/Original Female Character
The Thread of Life
Thorin Oakenshield/Original Female Character (s)
Rating: Explicit specifically for chapters 4 and 6
Thorin Oakenshield begins his question with a small token. The handmade handkerchief was a small memento from the dwarrowdam he had loved in secret.
This was written for the Tolkien Reverse Summer Bang 2022. It is a collaboration with @lathalea, who created the beautiful piece of embroidery and prompt.
Finished
A Funny Thing happened in Gondor
Thorin Oakenshield/Original Female Character (s)
Rating: Explicit
Thorin is travelling to the Mannish kingdoms to make trade agreements and strengthen Erebor. The first stop is Minas Tirith, where the Steward of Gondor uses politics as a game. Thorin finds an unlikely ally.
Finished
Note: I did this for @thorinsspringforge 2023 with @legolasbadass who’s companion piece you can see here.
Gen
Three Bracelets and a Loaf of Bread
Rating: General
Dis works hard with and for her people. Even if little dwarflings are being spoiled by their adad (father).
This is for The Hobbit and Unexpected Collaboration 2022.
For the Prompt: Everything about Dis
This was written for THUC2022 with @ragsweas
Finished
Frerin/Original Female Character
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
Rating: Teen and Up
In which an injured Prince Frerin finds himself in an unlikely position with his memories gone and surrounded by peculiar creatures with large feet and a fondness for being kind.
For the prompt: 25 - Injured and on his last leg, Frerin didn't know where to go after he was left on the battlefield of Khazad-dum.
Part of The Hobbit an Unexpected Collaboration 2022 event.
This was written for THUC2022 with @biblophilefox82
Finished
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Btw when critics say "this is fetishistic" we don't just mean, i think the author was writing this one-handed
A "fetish" can be when you fixate unduly on an object and end up worshiping the object rather than what it represents or what it's made up of, so your fixation bears no fruit
It's not really a problem if an author gets off on what they're writing, the author's feelings about a subject aren't inherently an obstacle
But treating a specific theme or topic as one-note, so that your portrayal of it is one-dimensional and unnuanced? That IS an artistic obstacle
So when we say that an author's portrayal of women is fetishistic, for example, it's that they're reduced to their sexual appeal and lack depth as characters, or only serve aesthetic or shallow emotional purposes within a given text, and THAT's the problem, not whether or not they're hot
"Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion"
The original inspiration for this is that I've looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao
the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you're actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. "of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue."
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
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Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.
I know I've talked about Ilya being frustrated he can't brag about pulling Shane but you know who else would be frustrated about not being able to brag? Yuna Hollander would be so frustrated that she basically has the two best hockey players in the world in her family and she can't even bring up that now she has TWO sons in the mlh and oh what is your son up to Sharon? Hmm that sounds rough that you have to send him money every month. She's in meetings, maybe there are other players agents and managers and they try to bond by putting down Rozanov and she wants to go "your client couldn't even touch Ilya's points per game. Don't fucking talk about one of my boys." and she's so pissed off by the interaction she gets that player removed from the brand deal.
can’t sleep even tho I’m heavy on sleeping meds so walk with me here
What if…Shane and Ilya in their situationship era have one of their classic fights where they barely communicate. And at some point Ilya shouts that they’re casual and Shane can sleep with whoever he wants. Whoever! Anyone! It doesn’t matter!! This is nothing, why are we fighting like a married couple when we are nothingggg Hollander?! Maybe this is 2017 when Shane’s pushing for more and Ilya’s resisting. Idk, but Shane seethes and leaves
The next day…Cliff pulls Ilya aside and says, “Dude. I have something to tell you…I fucked a guy last night?”
Ilya’s like ??? because okay he did get a Vibe from Cliff but he didn’t expect him to really go for it
And Cliff’s like, “Yeah I shouldn’t say who, but it was another player 👀 A suuuuper hot one. He approached me at the bar and was all over me and holy fuck. Holy fuuuuck man. Am I gay? I love pussy but I think I’ve gotta be gay. He was so pretty and so fucking tight and my only regret is not coming all over his freckles—“
To this day, Ilya maintains that the homicide charge was worth it
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A few retired players come out after Scott Hunter but after Shane and Ilya are outed, a lot of older retired players decide to come out. After all of these players come out, someone puts a spreadsheet together and realizes that all of the modern hockey dynasties had at least 1 queer player in the lineup and that player was almost always the star/top guy on the team. The front offices start believing queer players are inherently better at hockey and you need one if you want to win, but you can’t just ask prospects if they’re queer due to labor laws. Almost every front office comes up with a list of questions they think will gauge queerness. A team thinks they’ve drafted the gayest man to ever gay but he shows up to the facility with his girlfriend and he’s like “Oh no I’m not gay. I just have 5 older sisters and really like pink.” Meanwhile the Centaurs draft a guy that everyone thought was 100% straight because he looks like a bro country singer but he’s actually a pansexual menace and they threepeat.
by the way, this post was inspired by some writing i was doing last night where i wrote "that that" and got so mad that i had to take a break for the rest of the evening
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AU where Ilya's father dies before Irina can commit suicide, so she ends up not doing it and Ilya grows up with his mother instead of his father. He still goes into hockey and professional but less because he needs to escape Russia and more because he really really likes it and wants to have fun with it (and there's a kid in Canada who can keep up with him.....)
(also his brother never becomes an asshole and addicted bc he didn't need to deal with their father + depression + their mom's death and his feelings about it)
Anyway ofc Ilya still pursues Shane with all he has and ofc Shane kind of fold for him (in every ways ehehehheheh i'm hilarious)
But also I have this scene in mind where Yuna and Irina talk during the draft after party and Yuna is internally grinding her teeth bc this woman's son took her baby's spot and victory but she is still being Polite so she's making small talk and.
Yuna: And what about your husband? He must be proud of your son too, right?
Irina, unfazed: Oh, he died a few years ago.
Yuna, assuming Ilya's parents were about the same age: Oh, I'm sorry! Was it an accident, sickness?
Irina, very obviously still in her thirties-not-yet-forty: Oh, no. Old age :)
Yuna, Who Knows How To Do Math: Ah. I see.
Anyway they became friends and it becomes a meme in the hockey fandom that rivals Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are forced to interact bc their moms are besties.
