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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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I love environmental storytelling
Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people
The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
you're falling in the trap!! it will be read by many people, many times, and it will live on in their memories. and maybe no single other human will match you in time spent dedicated to your story, but as a collective we will outlast you. acts of creation only grow when they are shared
This. Writing is not like dinner. It can be consumed many times
you write it once so it can be read forever
Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes
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the "m" in bdsm stands for mouse. and the "s" stands for squeak
Yeah babe. I’m into BSDM (Baby da mouse squeaks)
none of those letters are in the right order
theyre in the right order to me and thats what matters
youre a fake bdsm fan
you didnt even know what the b and d stood for
ITS BIG DAMN SQUEAK MOUSE!!!
no its baby da mouse squeaks. get off my fucking post
THIS IS MY POST!!!
@mousegirlheart can u confirm
both are true. ones for doms ones for subs
this is a mouse fact
So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
…that’s cheating!
HOLY SHIT
That is some DELIBERATELY EVIL data representation. Where is the super villain that designed this fucking graph?
“Okay murders spiked by like well over 1000% but if we turn the graph THIS way, it’s like they went DOWN! HOORAYYYY!!!”
For anyone confused: the red represents the murder rate. Look at the numbers at the y axis. The graph is upside down because, normally, a graph starts at 0 and then goes up, but this one ends at 0.
As we put it in German: never trust statistics you haven’t manipulated yourself
this is fucking disgusting
There, I fixed it.
Holy fuck this is utterly vile.
This is why I believe everyone should have a stats class in highschool. People can moan about math all the way want but things like this affect not only your life but society itself. Being able to read graphs properly, understand statistics… It frees you from so much.
In case that ship has sailed for you, you can also read
How to Lie With Statistics by Darrell Huff, a book I was assigned in my stats class that I credit with my ability to view all stats critically.
do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do
Unmute !
I watched this without sound and it was just so happy and joyful I knew it could only get better with the music
And I was right

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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did
it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did
indecipherable text lost to time
thank you for explaining because ever since I first saw this post, the phrase "nurning annintant" has been burning a hole through the back of my skull
I also came up with "nurning annintant" and am fully crying laughing about it
giving animals goofy haircuts is great because its silly yet technically a victimless crime
you can’t convince me she isn’t a victim

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minecraft villager: hrn…
everybody out loud: hrn..
what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario
if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable