oh god oh fuck

we used to have $5 foot longs

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

dont worry about the deadlines if you dont think about them they get farther awa;y

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

i must not go to grad school grad school is the soul-killer grad school is the little-death that brings total obliteration i will face my desire for praise and intellectual stimulation i will permit it to pass over me and through me and when it has gone past i will turn my inner eye to see its path where it has gone there will be nothing

I should reread Harrow the Ninth

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

Imagine I was calm and normal about things