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doomscrolling thru the weather app

thank you for coming to my this

#mythis

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Worry about it kitten

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed