Just some things I like

those are actually rocks! hope this helps

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

To an octopus, a human is like a thinking being with blood-stained coral growing inside it.

I need to sit down and breathe into a bag for a while.

ok so it turns out “horror but it’s about something mundane from the perspective of a non-human animal” fucks severely

Whatever you think it will be, it’s not.

You were absolutely correct. It was not what I thought!

Omg precios baby 😭

Jocelyn just wants to get sloshed 😂😭😭

isnt it like a thing that cats go BUCK FUCKIN WILD for yeast and yeast by products

This is why nutritional yeast is added to almost every cat food for flavor, cats love yeast by-products more than their own mothers.

Ow, right in the culture.

An important thing to consider: does the topic you're discussing/debating directly impact your life (or a loved one's) in any significant way? Ask the same question for the person you're arguing against. If the answer is "no" for you, but "yes" for them, you need to understand that they aren't likely going to be able to argue this *for fun* with you.

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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