My Words Have Forked No Lightning

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

fun fact holes in the ground created by bison rolling in mud form important habitats for other creatures, providing shallow ponds for amphibians to lay their eggs

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

I'm so glad to see this blow up actually. this piece feels very important to me, especially that it's not a fanart

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

oh its bad back there.