My Words Have Forked No Lightning

common misconception; unfortunately he is only the emperor of japan's caterpillars

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

@thatlittleegyptologist my most sincere apologies for inflict this upon your eyeballs, but I simply refuse to suffer alone

why is it called ocean spray when it’s cranberries. last i checked those do not come from the ocean

they should call it bog spider

Wetland Squlorch

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

now this is modern art i love

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird