the ottawa centaurs are a hockey team made up of wife guys, geeks, shy gays, alliesTM, proud dads, and an extroverted bisexual dog lover with clinical depression who is all of those things at once.
their team dog failed service-dog school; their coach is a younger mr. rogers, basically (quietly fierce social justice warrior, soft bisexual man happily married to a woman, wears cardigans tho i can’t prove it); their social media manager looks like jesse plemons and smells like apples & queer joy.
i can’t wait to see them on my teevee in s2!!!!!!























