i heard some dick was being mean to you

i hate when i eat too many warheads and they burn the roof of my mouth :( because i cant eat more warheads

i hate when i eat too many warheads and they burn the roof of my mouth :( because i cant eat more warheads

not enough talk about how competitive those dorks would get about being romantic. Buck setting a secret vibrate only alarm for 5am, and sleeping with his phone under his head so that he can make Eddie breakfast in bed on their one-week anniversary, just for him to wake up to an empty bed and Eddie in the kitchen with a full breakfast spread and ginormous flowers and a wink that says "Eddie - 1, Buck - 0". Eddie going to Chimney to ask to switch laundry duty with Buck, because he knows Buck hates it, just to find out Buck already switched to laundry to get Eddie out of mopping the floor. Buck and Eddie having to run their surprise vacation plans through Maddie and Ravi to make sure the other hasn't booked a surprise for the same weekend off. Both of them saying they're going for a run just to bump into each other in the grocery store checkout line and acting like they caught the other cheating, but really Buck was buying Eddie a bunch of the expensive baked goods ingredients that he knows Eddie likes and Eddie is buying a whole assortment of fruits for Buck that he planned on peeling and prepping for him. Both of them accidentally joining the same flash mob to surprise the other (Eddie saw it on facebook as an event called "Old Time Rock and Roll Flash Mob!", Buck found out through Hen, who thought it would be funny if they both went after she sees Eddie's comments on the event page). Buck sabotaging Eddie's proposal because he sniffed out what was up, but he already has a plan and a ring of his own. them polling the entire firehouse about who they think loves the other more, complete with propaganda and Ravi threatening to quit. Both spending 10k on the other the next time an auction happens. getting erotically competitive about how many of the heavy boxes they can carry for the other when they move in together.

its sickening that theyre not sucking and fucking already. sickening.