Temporarily Embodied | Future Afterglow

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

Burnie Sandals

Let’s also talk about the fact that the second line of the first post says “I feel like the white eminem” but eminem is white

Pokemon Heritage Post

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

is no one going to talk about the flower shop date Sakura and Ino are having

That is. Not the caption I was expecting

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

Certified Sex Ed Post!

opposite of cock worship. im putting your cock on the gallows and letting people throw tomatoes at it

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses

i am looking disbespectacledly