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they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

woolay

Wii fuck

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funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

woolay

Wii shit

xefyre

Dude don’t say that.

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come on

sea-of-bones

Wii sleep. But a good night’s sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up.

SKELETON

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SKELETON

flamingfoxninja

SKELETON

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

jewish-joy

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

jewish-joy

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Dorothea's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

#delightful #storytime

minart-was-taken

These imposters need to commit more

Fun fact I didn't know group cannibalism was an actual mechanic when I sketched this comic

#cult of the lamb

vrabia

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

callmebliss

Your fave is ongelmajäte

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

pyrebomb

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

#language

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allaboutrings

9k Gold Rose Cut Diamond and Enamel Death Blowing Bubbles Ring

#jewelry box

important-cat-pics

creekfiend

chewy dot com wants you to know that they are proud purveyors of fine Dog Exorcism Potions, btw

creekfiend

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

cosmonautroger

7pm

[ID: a little dog eating raspberries from a bush. /End ID.]

penandinkprincess

me: man, i would do anything to have a healthy sleep schedule

every scrap of research on the topic forever: okay so limit your technology use for at least an hour before bed

me: ...man, i would do ALMOST anything to have a heal-

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audrey-molinatti-art

there are missing sailor saturn and chibi moon, i would like to do also the villains, i am dreaming of a queen beryl and the 4 general in art nouveau style. I did the good guys i should do also the prince diamond , the dark moon and the witches from sailor moon s?

#sailor moon

jordanbolton

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

trickstarbrave

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

ragingbullmode

MAYBE WE’LL MEET AT A BAR 🗣️‼️

#tunes

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herpsandbirds

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

#neat #bugs #insects

jabberding0

Men Moments

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Unexpected smiles …

atlinmerrick

Always reblog twirling man.

madlori

unexpected whimsy

something something the deeply ingrained instinct to respond when someone offers you a handshake fundamental need for humans to connect and the extension of hands as a peace gesture something something in this essay

#happy thought

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