house of shattered glass

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

When will a movie set in Boston be brave enough to incorporate the duck boats?

I want to see Matt Damon and Ben Affleck kiss on the deck of a rainbow-painted WWII surplus amphibious vehicle named South End Sara.

meet up plans with friends that involve substance abuse will save you

you actually don't have to hand it to the catholic church ever, like under any circumstances

- Martin Luther, 1525