chimera drill

i was about to hire this lawyer i found on a bus bench, but on closer inspection he appears to have devil horns and several missing teeth and big Xs over his eyes. what a shady character! no thanks!

despite everything, it’s still you (derogatory)

hp lovecraft.....kind of a misnomer. shouldve been hp hatecraft if you ask me...

met a really interesting man at the bus stop who identified both as sexist and a lesbian, offered me 20 dollars to call any woman i know right then to come hang out with him, and who despite very clearly being black claimed to be… actually i dont know what race he said he was he just said he wasnt black because he wasnt raised by a black person. at one point he asked me my name and then asked google what the name meant (i now know marissa means little virgin mary) which prompted a tangent about how people who dont suck dick or eat pussy aren’t human because “foreplay is ESSENTIAL. thats why we’re ALL here.” he also asked me to hand him his blowtorch off the ground and when i did he immediately pulled out a toy story alien themed crack pipe and took a huge rip. oh and he said his name was pleasure pounder

the plastic spoons that the pho place gave us are so thin that they float on top of the soup

ive decided to focus my energy towards my special interests whenever i have the urge to do something unhealthy. ive been watching so many old MMD videos

ive already watched it twice today and it isn’t even noon yet