chimera drill

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

Dating is so annoying. To be a match you have to make money but not too much money, be attractive but not too intimidating, you have to work out, you have to clean up after you shoot cum all over the wall you have to max all their hearts out and watch their cut scenes you have to not cheat on them with the little green alien that taps on your window every night you have respect their parents even when theyre out of line. Guys it is a lot. I cant do all that honestly. Im fucking the alien rifht now

i was about to hire this lawyer i found on a bus bench, but on closer inspection he appears to have devil horns and several missing teeth and big Xs over his eyes. what a shady character! no thanks!

despite everything, it’s still you (derogatory)