Aaa

For those who thought that this was Nintendo baiting people into posting videos for them to take down, (as I initially did, admittedly), it’s actually people posting pictures of YouTube takedown notices. Nintendo didn’t bait anyone...They walked into a metaphorical garden rake.

the generational gap between me and the people my age who were allowed to watch spongebob

👋 friendly reminder to use more inclusive and respectful language! 💐 Instead of “disemboweled”, try “differently-emboweled” ☺️

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice

@kittybroker

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It's amazing how windows suck so hard that it sucks in ways you never even thought it possible to suck. Youtube videos load faster in linux. Installing things with a package manager is just infinitely better than loose .exe files. The one mechanical harddrive I still have is quiet when I'm not actively using it. My voice is clearer in voice calls, even though I'm using the same hardware. My hair is lush and shinier, my skin is smoother and softer, my boobs are

hmm interesting

Green goddess caprese sandwich from St Louis bread company come back baby I miss you

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

testing the T-levels of tomahawk cruise missiles