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THEIR REACTIONS ARE SO GREAT THIS IS THE BEST PRANK

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"what did you think you were here for?"

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iwilleatyourenglish

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

vermiformish

Farewell, My Concubine

despazito

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

despazito

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

werepires

weemp weemp 🚀

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mikeyfuckinway

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library

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anarchistmemedistro

look i know the fascists don’t care and the anecdote is made up, but for anyone who isn’t aware:

the missing distinction is between personal property and private property.

in this fake anecdote the banana is personal property. if someone has a banana in their hand and you take it from them that is going to piss them off no matter what the political system is.

but what gorillas don’t have is the idea that a particular grove of bananas belongs to one particular gorilla, and all the bananas that grow there too. and if you take a banana without paying that gorilla in an abstract currency he’ll call a bunch of other gorillas, who are paid by a king gorilla, to come and beat you and lock you in a cave. that’s private property. and it’s not only unique to humans, but also to only a small sliver of human history and geography.

irate-iguana

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

mockiatoh

Stop that’s too funny

fruitlessfangs

I am known (followed by like 3 people under a pseudonym) in the hood (archive of our own and tumblr) for churning out bangers (hyperspecific introspective smut fanfiction with no target audience)

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Andropovs Ears, Tbilisi

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birdonahotdog

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

danskjavlarna

Source details and larger version.

On target: my collection of vintage bows and arrows.

oldschoolfrp

Good shot

literallymechanical

Ok so this is a complete non-issue, but "corporate parody roleplay accounts" are a particularly annoying subset of gimmick blogs when they miss the mark, and the worst offenders so far were definitely the spate of "official Poob" accounts that tried to make Poob be anti-AI and woke.

If Poob was a real streaming service it would be proudly advertising the "nation's first 100% AI-generated reality TV series" and running unskippable adds for sports gambling apps. The account would be run by a turbo-chud 27 year old intern with a communications degree from a scam university and a podcast that's still hung up on 2016-era phytoestrogen paranoia.

literallymechanical

Ok I am definitely knocking on the devil's door with this one but could you imagine a reality TV show where the entire gimmick is that the whole thing is AI generated? Scripts and visuals?? And viewers could vote on prompts between episodes with an app, like American Idol. Win a contest to upload a selfie and have your likeness used for a contestant.

literallymechanical

No wait. Why generate a whole show from scratch when there are plenty of cancelled reality TV shows sitting around? Place $150 worth of bets on the DraftBook SportsKing app to win a chance to have your face deepfaked into old episodes of Deal or No Deal: Island. Only on Poob.

(source for the Poob logo)

sexy-necromancing-bird

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

foxgirlmindcrank

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

conspiracydeerist

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thisarenotarealblog

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

morganoperandi

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

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duncebento

love this site

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jessaerys

i complain in a more virtuous and ethical way than other people

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