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shark vs the universe

Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Noah Kahan
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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embarrassment has good bones

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This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
weird as hell, thank you for asking
My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia
Top 10 highest numbers
10: 1 Pathetic. When it comes to numbers, this one is real low.
9: 27 We’re seeing some progression here. not bad
8: 28 Even higher than 27, if you can believe it
7: 100 This used to be the highest number, but was dethroned a few years ago. Still pretty impressive though, especially if you’re into the retro aesthetic.
6: 200 Adding two 100′s together gets you this chunky beast, a really awe inspiring number.
5: 9,486 A pretty terrible number, but even the haters can’t deny the size of this one.
4: 12,345 Not physically big enough to make it to the top of this list, but how could we leave out such a good, no-nonsense number?
3: Mega 2 Mega numbers are much larger than their non-mega counterparts, being around 30ft tall each, earning this one a spot in the top 3.
2: 100,000 Sorry 100,000, you’re huge, but you only get 2nd place this time! Good effort though.
1: A Million. Numbers just don’t get better than this!

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All time great.
He wanted to steal my smoothie AND oatmeal this morning lol. He’s pretending he hadn’t just tried in the third photo.
He then ate his pellets while giving me the GRUMPIEST side eye the whole time
no fucking way
whenever people try to argue that chainsaw man isn't an inherently political series it's like ok yeah so one of the main villains of part 1 being the manifestation of the fear of guns meant nothing to you. and there's definitely no further meaning to his ability activation being the killing of innocent people in a certain radius based on arbitrary random criteria. they literally linger on a shot of children in a church choir being brutally murdered when it happens. the other main villain is a government employee whose interactions with the japanese government leaves her with a flawed perception of relationships and lack of empathy for human life. she begins to understand relationships as having inherent power dynamics because of the way they treat their citizens and ultimately finds herself incapable of seeing people as anything but a means to an end and that is both her strength and her downfall. this might be the most political currently running manga series if we're being honest. but it's also, crucially, about a guy who can turn his head into a chainsaw
Lesbian hip hop group Yo Majesty at Øyafestivalen, Oslo, 2007

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“Playbutch” November, March, June
Intaglio with Chine Cólle
How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level
Serenity warmup
"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work
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something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

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Genuine question why the fuck is February only allowed have 28 days? why can't we just give it one of January's and March's extras and even the score to 30. what fucklehead is responsible for this conniving calendar thievery
well shit we really did just let the romans get away with any ole thing huh
I'm telling you guys. SIX days per week. THIRTY days per month. TWELVE months per year. A thirteenth "liminal month" of five days (six on leap years) between years, which is considered a holiday period.
Six day week is superior to seven because a prime number week is stupid. There's a lot of things that people like to do every second or third day; in a six day week, this is always the same days each week.
All months are the same length. Advantages obvious.
Thirty days is a good round number for a month; it can be divided into so many smaller numbers. Convenient for things that need to be done regularly; you can do them on the same days each month and have the gaps between them all exactly the same.
Every month in a given year starts with the same day. If the 3rd is a Wednesday, every 3rd will be a Wednesday. This is a massive help in scheduling bullshit that ends up happening "second Tuesday of every month" or whatever, and also helps people track regular monthly things (if you have a monthly meeting on the 15th, it's going to be the same day of the week every time). Fitting weeks perfectly into months just offer so many improvements for scheduling and remembering stuff.
The days move back with each non-leap year -- if the 1st of every month in 2025 is a Tuesday, the 1st in every month in 2026 will be a Monday. (This also happens with out current calendar as neither 6 nor 7 fit into 365). This means that if your birthday is on a Monday or whatever, it won't be that way every year -- only the same day of the month WITHIN THE YEAR (2 years in a row for leap years) is the same. (I bring this up because last time I mentioned this people didn't do the math and thought that the days of the week would be consistent across years, somehow, mysteriously).
Holiday transition period between years. You know you want it. People treat the Christmas-New Year's period like this already when their work lets them do it. Make it official.
This one is for my fellow office workers