Hey you cutie patootie!

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

today @ work a woman purchased two (2) large packs of gum and nothing else and her total came to over twelve american dollars. if anyone was wondering how the economy was doing its bad

the slow casual creep of misogyny back into every point of our lives both digital and physical is making me feel fucking insane

my religion is butter, garlic, cheese

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜