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I really like playing around with the time aspect of PHM because, if I can suspend my disbelief for just a little bit (and use a bit of time travel, maybe,) I can effectively have a crossover from my favorite three space-related movies. Let's say that Grace and Rocky's plan went as expected; They arrive on Erid, and Grace starts his new life under the assumption that Earth has been saved. All is well in the universe. That is, until a small ship finds its way onto Erid, and suddenly, Grace's entire worldview is changing again. They're telling him something landed nearby, and it seems to be carrying life. Is it human, alien, or something else entirely? Come to find out, it's human. Not humanoid. An actual living, breathing person, who's far, far from home. Grace can't exactly make sense of it, but he wants to know more. Why is he here? What does he want? What could this mean, having another human on Erid? He first learns his name is Cooper. He's from Earth, clearly, but...not the same era. This causes a ripple effect to take place, stunning Grace with confusion. How...how long had he really been on Erid? Never mind that- how is Earth? Oh, but Earth...it's gone.
Grace is shattered. Gone? What do you mean by gone? The blight, Cooper explains. It was killing off their crops. That's what they were told, anyway. But they were watching their fields progressively die out each year, and there just wasn't much to be done. He explains that humanity is living somewhere else now. Somewhere better. He says he only wound up here by accident on his journey to find a friend. It takes a long time for Grace to accept this. Grief nearly consumes him: After all this time, his efforts simply weren't enough. He was sent to die all that time ago, and now...
He supposes he can only feel grateful that humanity survived one way or another, but that still doesn't answer the question of how. How is Cooper here? How many years had it been since Grace had left? Before he can get a chance to square away all the math, he's alerted once more to the arrival of another ship. Flabbergasted by the potential of running into two life forms, Grace gathers himself just as much as he can before rushing to find this other ship. But it isn't a ship at all. It's...a coffin. A metal, rusted coffin. It reeks of iron and death when it's brought onto shore by the Eridians. When they crack it open, Grace feels utterly overwhelmed. It's another man. Drenched in thick blood, missing an arm, scarred and wounded, but another person. He learns his name is Simon. He's angry and confused, but he comes around. He explains very little, but what he does explain sets Grace nearly over the edge. Somehow, most of the planets in their universe had disappeared, leaving the night sky virtually empty. The Quiet Rapture, he calls it.
How did that happen? Grace blinks- wouldn't they have noticed? Wouldn't he and the Eridians notice the giant gaps in the sky-?
Did he do this? Did his actions do this? Is this the result of a butterfly effect? How old are these men? Jesus, where did they come from? Had he not done enough then?
And what does he do now?
(details shmetails, i love thinking abt all three of them existing tg no matter how unlikely it seems. i also love the trope of like, being damned from the start, that fate had written he'd never save Earth completely. idk tell me ur thoughts)
Man I love crossover ship sm (I hope this ship get more recognition 😓)
And from someone else (I didn't crop it and cannot vouch for its veracity)
The death of credible government is darkly hilarious in a cosmic sort of way. Obviously, the FDA is useless now. Therefore, we must place our trust in more credible institutions, such as Taco Bell, which has been far more transparent and proactive in handling this parasite business.

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hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"
like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause
(source) its so funny how actual Greek and Homeric scholars are talking about this movie vs the fact that people on tumblr are acting like Nolan personally dug up Homer's actual bones and pissed on them
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Beth Ann Stanton comphet lesbian to ME. Beth Ann who married Rob because who would even consider an alternative, and all she wanted was to be a mother so when she had her child she had nothing else to worry about. Beth Ann who thought her misery was all due to the loss of her little girl and not anything to do with being married to a man. Beth Ann who didn't realize having a partner could be fun until she met April. Beth Ann who raised April's child with her and happily watching April pursue her dreams do you see what I mean? Do you see?

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I think my most compact and simplified view on all this is that tech ventures spent about a decade between 2011-2021 willfully bleeding money in order to assert themselves as Good Guy:tm: science visionaries who wanted to revolutionize day-to-day life with technology. They were rolling out reliable, easy, order-from-your-phone Uber rides that were cheaper than scammy taxis. They gave you Twitter as a public square where everyone could be heard, not just the elite. They gave you Netflix over clunky, corrupt cable packages. Google had the "don't be evil" motto (which is a hilarious thing to do away with, like, well we're evil now sorry :( )
Then for the last 5 years (huge interest rate hikes, tech stock drop-off scare in 2022, US regime change in 2025, blah blah blah) they snapped the trap and decided to activate the money machine, which is rampant enshittification and bleeding everyone dry with higher baseline costs and forced subscription costs and forcibly app-ifying every single thing (needs a login needs a credit card needs an id nees a ) and backing pretty far away from the "your good relatable buddy" tech CEO image. Like it's been the world's most blatant and annoying pig-butchering scheme.
But, they're also rolling out AI like we're still in that 2011-2021 era of "we're your buddies revolutionizing your life with wow-worthy technology." They're shoving AI under our noses going "remember when you LOVED new technology? you love this, right? you love this? you want this? you want this?" and they're not getting why so many people are bristling and do not trust a single word out of their mouths.
who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction
im not even into fauxcest but can you imagine if people talked about any other thing the way they talk about fauxcest
“no you can’t be in a stage play where your character shoots someone. don’t you know that’s literally the same thing as shooting someone in real life? like yeah this is fictional but cmon we all know you want to do it in real life too you murderer”
“that guy’s character stabbed someone”
“yeah but you’re left handed. right handed people love stabbing people fictionally it doesn’t mean anything”
i went into the tattoo parlor and i was like ‘i scheduled a piercing’ and they were like ‘piercing’s are upstairs’ so i went up the stairs and there was a barber shop and i said i’d scheduled a piercing and they said ‘upstairs’ so i went up the stairs and there was a second tattoo shop and it was rly classic trad with two cartoon buff guys and they didn’t even let me talk, they said, ‘upstairs’ before i asked and then i went to the fourth floor and it was one single room the size of a closet with the piercer and the apprentice in the doorway like 👫🙂🙂

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im fucking crying
thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic
"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"