i 💖 abortion

every time you post “let women be feminine💖” we give a t-shot to a disney princess

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

a mosquito somehow bit my toe through my shoe

ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

ceramic tiger wearing shoes

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex