i 💖 abortion

every time you post “let women be feminine💖” we give a t-shot to a disney princess

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

i wish empaths were real so they could hold strongman-style competitions where instead of who can lift the biggest weight its who can be in proximity to the highest number of extremely sad people at the same time

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

you need to lovingly make out with the spot between a girl's balls and shaft

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

u are NOT A SON OF ODIN u live in JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA

it s okay that you don’t follow me back We have been mutuals in my head for a long time