ForgedFromEmber

from this article by devon price btw

fuckinh LOVE making fun of alpha males. like how does anyone take these fuckers seriously. they're like "we're so powerful and rich from scamming people that we aren't afraid of ANYTHING because we're MEN" and then it turns out they're scared of like. the color pink. youtube comedians. the dark. disney movies. gay people who aren't even bothering them. japan. vegetables. actual water. women speaking. women

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier

you got symptoms syndrome. yeah it’s permanent. what is it? like… what, is it? well it’s a thing where this set of symptoms usually comes in a variety twelve-pack, what do you want. symptoms syndrome. don’t overuse the ibuprofen

you should probably also get checked out for Overlapping Symptoms Syndrome, they often come as a two-for-one kinda deal. what can we do if you've got that too? well we can tell your to exercise. it'll probably make some of the symptoms better but others worse. yeah, worse. it's all we've got so take it or leave it.

i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

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albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

hooray!!! time to draw my ocs *immediately forgets all 3,000 ocs*

Oh how I've always *adored* Lackadaisy!